Following our ultimate muso gift guide, we’ve compiled a list of metalhead Christmas must-haves that we can sadly only pine for.

1. AC/DC-branded Bonbon Scotts

2. Behemoth-style nativity set

Image: ‘Isenheimer Altar’ given the Behemoth treatment, painted by Sylwia Makris

3. Pentagram tree topper

4. Dissection carving knives

5. KISS-branded mistletoe

6. Candlemass mass candles


7. Bongripper mulled wine